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Monday, February 1, 2010

Monday Mayhem - Bathroom Musings - Not for the Weak

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Today's meme- Bathroom Musings

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1. What do you read when you are sitting on the toilet?

I feel rather odd answering this. Anyone else feel weird? Well...if I am going to read I will read any magazine I might have around. I am always getting magazines in the mail. I keep one or two in a drawer (I don't like leaving things around since discovering how far things fly when the toilet is flushed).

2. Do you pee in the shower?

Most definitely not. I don't want to be captive in a closed space with splashing water and my own urine. ICK.

3. Do you always wash your hands after you use the toilet?

Always. I worked in the medical and dental field for years. It has been ingrained into me. Not only do I was my hands using "proper hand washing technique" (yes there is one), but I also sing happy birthday to myself while I do it to make sure I am washing long enough. Sad maybe, but at least I have clean hands. :)

4. Do you allow someone to come into the bathroom while you are using the toilet?

It isn't something that really has come up in the past few years. That in and of itself is rather odd since we only have one bathroom. I would not wig out if someone wanted to come in while I am in the bathroom. As a woman, I have shared the bathroom with many a girl friend. I just don't have a shame about it.

5. Do you clean your shower in the nude?

No. I don't clean the shower. My husband cleans the shower.

6. When you use the toilet at someone else's house do you go through their medicine cabinet and/or their bathroom cabinets and drawers?

Not since college.

7. For the Men...Have you ever left the toilet seat up on purpose to irritate the woman in your life?

Not a man so I can't answer, but I am definitely interested in this one. :)

8. For the Women...Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the toilet seat up?

Yes, but not since I was about 11 years old.

9. Do you courtesy flush?

What is courtesy flush? I kind of need a definition here.

10. Do you light a match or a candle or spray an air freshener when you are finished pooping?

We have candles in our bathroom and matches. We do not use air freshener, because honestly, that never works and usually makes things smell even worse. The general practice in our home is to turn on the fan (no one cares to hear what you are up to) and if needed light a match and candle.

11. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?

Not yet, and I have been pretty tired especially when I worked the graveyard shift.

12. What is the strangest thing you have ever flushed down the toilet?

A giant Bonnie Bell bubble gum flavored lip balm when I was 12 years old. It slipped out of my school uniform skirt pocket and was gone in a flash or would that be flush? :)

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Melissa Mashburn said...

I enjoyed your anwers....a courtesy flush is something you do after you poop and there are "leftovers" in the toilet.

kalea_kane said...

LOL Melissa! I am so glad you told me. Well, yes, I totally courtesy flush! :) Got to leave a pot clean. :)

Melissa Mashburn said...

LOL Glad to be of assistance. I was surprised at how many people did not know what a courtesy flush was.

shydub said...

I love all your answers, enjoy reading them.

Pam said...

I was wondering what a courtesy flush was too. Glad to find out. I enjoyed your answers, but I just can't imagine anyone peeing in the shower! Yuck! I don't think I'll read others answers to this one, just in case!

I am Harriet said...

Oh yes...I know all too well about that proper hand washing technique.

Thanks for playing. Have a great day!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Melissa is the only person on this planet who knows of the term "courtesy flush". Live and learn... ;)

Nichol said...

We need to teach my children courtesy flushing...too funny.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

Too funny... great answers, though.
I don't think there is a mother in the world that has had the bathroom to herself in YEARS.